xzdp:

fackinggcody:

  • send her good morning texts
  • grab the booty next
  • feed her pizza before sex

Words to live by.

(via xxjzus)

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

(via matttnipples)

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

image

(Source: angry-lady, via matttnipples)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via thequeensarrow)

Anonymous: Expand dong 

Wat